Review: The Golden Tree Cafe is a Chinese restaurant in the style of all those other Chinese restaurants that make crappy Chinese food. Now, within this universe of not-very-goodness, Golden Tree Cafe is average. The sweet and sour pork is average in its not-very-goodness. Likewise, the ham fried rice (which contains no discernible ham flavor), is about average. The kung pao chicken is neither spicy nor overly tasty. The veggies are liquid logged, and, therefore, not terribly crunchy. It is simply par for the course in a universe that isn't that good.
Rating: 3.5/10 (5/10 is average).